fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoWhat is in your pockets?mander.xyzimagemessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down138
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minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·2 days agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·2 days agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-22 days agoi… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Normal if you are an American.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.