How convenient that all the candy in the bowl happens to be my favorite.

Anyone is me. I am anyone.

Back when I had my own desk, I had a jar I would fill with Jelly Bellys. People loved to stop by my desk and grab a handful and try to figure out the flavors. If they didn’t know, I would impress them with my otherwise useless knowledge of Jelly Belly flavor identification skills. It was weirdly a good way to get people to stop by my desk and have a conversation that otherwise wouldn’t have.

I see no conflict